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There was this man, called Mike, he got a $30 bonus after paving a pavement.

He was walking home when he past by a burning flat and there was another guy, he was shouting ''Fire! Fire!'' Mike paid $10 to the guy to teach him how to say ''Fire! Fire!'' So now Mike knows how to say ''Fire! Fire!''

After that, he past by the Zoo. The monkeys has escaped from the cage and now is running all over the Zoo. The zookeeper shouted '' Hey monkey! Stop running!'' Mike paid $10 to the zookeeper to teach him how to say ''Hey monkey! Stop running!'' Now, Mike knows how to say "Fire! Fire!" and " Hey monkey! Stop running!"

When Mike reached his estate, he saw a grandson beating the grandfather and the grandfather said " You beat grandpa, grandpa don't give you sweet.''Mike then paid the grandfather the last $10 and asked the grandfather to teach him how to say ''You beat grandpa, grandpa don't give you sweet." So, now Mike knows how to say '' Fire! Fire!", " Hey monkey! Stop running!'' and "You beat grandpa, grandpa don't give you sweet.''

When Mike opened the door to his home, his wife was about to hugged him when he suddenly said '' Fire! Fire!'' The wife got shocked and ran around the house, then he shouted to the wife " Hey monkey! Stop running!" The wife got mad and marched to him and hit him on his head. He said " You beat grandpa, grandpa don't give you sweet."

My joke ends here, I hope you enjoyed it.I will try to think of more jokes and tell you.

Tan Wei Lynn (40)